Self-introduction, Sean Connery as Patrick Hale from Wrong Is Right (1982)

I was an actor, and a coal miner, and a bartender, and a sailor, and a soldier of misfortune.

- Sean Connery as Patrick Hale from Wrong Is Right (1982)

soldier of fortune [NOUN] a man who seeks money or adventure as a soldier; mercenary

Birth, Selina Kyle from The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

Selina Kyle: You don't get to judge me just because you were born in the master bedroom of Wayne Manor
Bruce Wayne: [interrupting] Actually, I was born in the Regency Room.

- Anne Hathaway as Selina Kyle, The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

Joke, The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

Stryver: Do those heels make it hard to walk?
[Catwoman kicks Stryver from behind]
Catwoman: I don't know, do they?

- Anne Hathaway as Selina Kyle / Catwoman, The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

Hero, Catwoman from The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

[a couple thugs go to attack Lucius while he's handcuffed. Catwoman intervenes and beats them down]
Lucius Fox: [to Batman] I like your new girlfriend!
Catwoman: [she undoes his cuffs] He should be so lucky.

- Lucius Fox and Selina Kyle / Catwoman, The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

Joke, Groucho Marx as Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush from A Day at the Races (1937)

Flo Marlowe: Oh, hold me closer! Closer! Closer!
Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush: If I hold you any closer, I’ll be in back of you!

- Groucho Marx as Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush from A Day at the Races (1937)

Joke, Groucho Marx as Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff from Horse Feathers (1932)

Baravelli: There's a man outside with a big black moustache.
Professor Wagstaff: Tell him I've got one.

- Groucho Marx as Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff from Horse Feathers (1932)

Joke, Groucho Marx as Captain Spaulding from Animal Crackers (1930)

Spaulding: How much would you want to run into an open manhole?
Ravelli: Just-a the cover charge! Ha, ha, ha.
Spaulding: Well, drop in some time.

- Groucho Marx as Capt. Geoffrey T. Spaulding from Animal Crackers (1930)

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Communication, the President of Earth from Barbarella (1968)

President: One day, Barbarella, we must meet in the flesh.

- Claude Dauphin as President Dianthus of Earth from Barbarella (1968)

TV, Woody Allen as Alvy Singer from Annie Hall (1977)

[In California]
Annie Hall: It's so clean out here.
Alvy Singer: That's because they don't throw their garbage away, they turn it into television shows.

- Woody Allen as Alvy Singer from Annie Hall (1977)

Arachnids, Hannah Spearritt as Abby Maitland from Primeval [1.2]

[confronted by Carboniferous arachnids] Does anyone have a really big slipper?

- Hannah Spearritt as Abby Maitland from Primeval [1.2] 2007

AFI #053 Groucho Marx as Capt. Geoffrey T. Spaulding from Animal Crackers (1930)

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.

- Groucho Marx as Capt. Geoffrey T. Spaulding from Animal Crackers (1930)

The bolded line is ranked #53 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.

AFI #064 Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley from Dr. Strangelove (1964)

Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

- Peter Sellers as President Merkin Muffley from Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

The bolded line is ranked #64 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.

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