Car, JJ from Criminal Minds

Prentiss: Well, I think it's safe to assume that our UnSub is male.
Hotch: I agree with you, given what we know about aggressive driving and road rage.
Prentiss: And the fact that men have an unnatural bond with their cars.
JJ: That is true.
Morgan: Wait a minute, I don't know about "unnatural".

JJ: I once dated a guy who washed his car more than he washed his hair.
Rossi: A nice car needs love.
JJ: And a woman doesn't?
Rossi: I'm not qualified to answer that.

- Criminal Minds 04.23 Roadkill

Life, Charlie Brown

Life is like an ice cream cone...you have to learn to lick it. (11 Aug 68)

- Charlie Brown from Peanuts (1968)

Life, Charlie Brown

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Why me?"
Then a voice answers, "Nothing personal... your name just happened to come up."

- Charlie Brown (13 Nov 93)

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Hero, Danielle Panabaker as Layla Williams from Sky High (2005)

Layla: Now, I know it's just our first day, but I already can't wait to graduate and start saving mankind. And womankind. And animalkind.
Will: And the rainforest.
Layla: Of course!

- Danielle Panabaker as Layla Williams from Sjy High (2005)

Abyss, Friedrich Nietzsche

Friedrich Nietzsche once said, "When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks into you."

- Jason Gideon from Criminal Minds E01S01 Extreme Aggressor

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Abyss, Friedrich Nietzsche

When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks into you.

- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

Evil, Joseph Conrad

Joseph Conrad said, "The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary. Men alone are quite capable of every wickedness."

- Mandy Patinkin as Jason Gideon, Criminal Minds E01S01 Extreme Aggressor

Evil, Joseph Conrad

The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary. Men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.

- Joseph Conrad (1857-1924)

Hero, Claudia Brown from Primeval

That's the problem with heroic gestures. Succeed, and you look wonderful. Fail, and all you do is leave the bloody mess for everyone to clear up.

- Lucy Brown as Claudia Brown from Primeval [1.2] 2007

Arachnids, Hannah Spearritt as Abby Maitland from Primeval [1.2]

[confronted by Carboniferous arachnids] Does anyone have a really big slipper?

- Hannah Spearritt as Abby Maitland from Primeval [1.2] 2007

Friend·Friendship, Lana Lang, Smallville

It's really not important because I think friendship is more worth than argument.

- Lana Lang, Smallville

Friend·Friendship, Lex Luther, Smallville

Trust me Clark. Our friendship is going to be the stuff of legends.

- Lex Luthor, Smallville

Body, Danielle "Danni" Arslow from Piranha 3D (2010)

Danni: Nice horn.
Laura Forester: Thanks. Nice boobs.
Danni: Thanks.
Laura Forester: I have a training bra but I don't like to wear it 'cause it itches.
Danni: Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for?
Laura Forester: My brother Jake, he's seventeen. He'll like your boobs too.
Danni: They all do.

- Kelly Brook as Danielle "Danni" Arslow from Piranha 3D (2010)